10 things

10 things I love about Texas

1. Tex-Mex food
2. the Big Bend region
3. the music
4. Enchanted Rock
5. Blue Bell Ice Cream
6. Shiner Bock on tap
7. Kinky Friedman: For Governor!
8. "winter" in Texas (I'm wearing shorts!)
9. Mexican radio
10. cowboy mythology

10 things I hate about Texas

1. The Endless Summer (not your Beach Boy variety)
2. the lousy drivers
3. the town of Pecos
4. North Dallas
5. "right to work" laws
6. Texas Academic Skills testing
7. "Rentboy" Rick Perry
8. neuveau Austinites
9. Mexican TV
10. cowboy mythology